Oct 1, 2013

Top Ten Tuesday (52)

Top Ten Tuesday is an original feature meme created by The Broke and the Bookish.

This Tuesday's theme is...

Top Ten Book Turn-Offs

Some of these may be turn-offs, but that doesn't mean they'll stop me from reading a book. For the most part, they're just things that drive me crazy in books.

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Improper Texting
I hate when characters exchange texts and they don't use complete sentences and full words. I text like I'm writing it out--all there and everything. And if Dog cant text with full words, you can, too.

He said she said they said what:
Multiple POVs
I'm not saying I dislike multiple POVs, but if they're not done right, sometimes it's just too much and I get bored because I want certain POVs. But like this picture, sometimes all the POVs can get confusing. 'Nuff said.

I hear what you're saying, 
but I kind of just want to punch you:
Annoying Main Characters
If I can't stand the person whose POV I'm reading from, I'm going to have a hard time with the book. And gosh, I hate this movie.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, 
but I love you, and there's no maybe:
Instalove
Okay, so I'm not necessarily against instalove. But sometimes I get really annoyed when relationships progress way too fast. Like, you just met each other yesterday, you don't already love each other.

Pocahontas would never leave John Smith:
Things That Are Unrealistic
I get that books are fiction, and that in fiction anything is possible. But even then, there needs to be something realistic about the story, and sometimes things happen that I just find unrealistic. And can we please pretend Pocahontas 2 never happened?

I was typing this when, SUDDENLY:
The Word Suddenly
There's just something about this word I can't stand, and I think it started when I read a book and kept the noticing the word. It's okay a little bit (though I still hate it), but when it's used all the time I just ughhh.

When like you like use like the like same 
like words like all like the like time:
Overused Words
Don't use the same word a hundred times in the same chapter. I notice.

Rome was built with the snap of your fingers:
Rushing
I like to know details about what happens, and like I some scenes to last a few pages because it's a cool scene. But when something happens--say, a character dying--just like that and that's it, that's rushing through it and I'm unsatisfied.

You already said that. Twice.:
Repeat Information
We already know that you need to do this and that and think this and that. You don't need to tell us a million times.

Come close, lean in, closer, and--ah, man!:
Tension
Okay, so this isn't really a turn-off. BUT. My goodness, the feels that you get from tension. Just kiss already, people!

15 comments:

  1. HA!!!! Your gifs were super funny this week!!! I can't stand insta-love or over-explanation. SO annoying. And I never though about the word suddenly.... but yeah I don't think I'm feeling that either. Cool list :)

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  2. YES! to over used words. It's frustrating and I just want to yell and say
    "go find a thesaurus already!"

    And yes - instalove isn't something I'm fond of either. I like the journey and discovery that comes along with falling in love... I feel a little ripped off when it's instant!


    Great list!

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  3. Ok; your GIFs have me rolling in laughter!!

    I hate instalove - usually. Once in awhile? I get lost in it - but the writing has to be phenomenal. (OR extremely sucky, because I did devour Fifty Shades...)

    Jac @ For Life, Love and Books

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  4. I biggest turn off is cheating!
    here is mine http://caitstruelife.wordpress.com/2013/09/30/top-ten-tuesday-top-ten-book-turn-offs/

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  5. This is what I got out of this: WHAT YOU HATED THE PRINCESS BRIDE?!?!?!?

    But seriously actually - yes let's ignore Pocahontas 2 and your post is hilarious hahah (also now I'm going to think about suddenly in books all the time...because that's definitely a thing)

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  6. Hahah I love this list and all the pictures you included! And yes we can pretend Pocahontas 2 never happened! Also, that texting this is the best thing on the list! I HATE that!

    Teresa @ Readers Live A Thousand Lives

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  7. This cracked me up! That dog's face for "suddenly" is priceless!

    Great list!

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  8. hahah... yes yes.... NOW KISS!! i hate it when there is an absurd amount of tension and then NOTHING HAPPENS!! KISS DAMMIT!

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  9. Love the gifs. Suddenly has me reaching for the eye bleach as does the constant repetition. Here's my TTT

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  10. YES! The texting! I fully type out my words. Drives me insane. And I love the gifs you have with all these :)

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  11. LOL this is a great list! And I'm wishing that I included some of these as well...like Instalove and the overused word and the repeat of info (I hear you the first time, thanks!) I am also not a fan of text speak in books (or emails)...and those things are made even worse when the book is an audio or IM.

    My TTT is here.

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  12. I agree with your repeat information section. One thing that I dislike is when reading a series, the author feels the need to completely sum up what has happened in previous books. Sure, a refresher is nice and completely necessary, but it should not take up more than two pages.
    Check out my TTT list: http://booksavvyblog.blogspot.com/

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  13. Oh oh oh stop, my sides, I'm dying. This whole post made me crack up. So many of them make me want to stand up and cheer. Two caveats:

    1) You don't like TPB?! What?!
    2) Pocahontas 2 is technically the more accurate of the two, since she really married that guy in real life. But I have no idea about anything else, because I never watched it. :)

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  14. Love this post. Pretty much the perfect read after a long day so thank you! I shudder at Call Me Maybe, but I do have to admit I like how you spun it ;) I can't even comment on the rest because it would take forever. But this post = amazing.

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  15. I HATE IMPROPER TEXTING TOO! I get it, they're texting, it doesn't make you "cool" or "hip" to have your characters butcher the English language!

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